Thursday, September 20, 2012

FEATURE: LoEB ''How To...''

So, who's up for some League of Extraordinary Bloggers fun?

Our assignment this week was simple enough:

Write a step-by-step guide on how to do something. This could be a real world project or a fantastical one, so do with it as you will. 

After my attempt to write ''How to Become a Superhero'' was shelved when Kevin Smith used one of the gags I was going to feature in last night's Face Off, we've gone back to the drawing board and now present... 

How to Create Your Own SyFy Original Movie Title

Take the first letter of your first name and then use our handy look-up table below to find the first prefix in your title.

A - MegaN - Ice
B - SuperO - Alien
C - DinoP - Blood
D - UltraQ - Killer
E - CrocoR - Shark
F - OctoS - Swamp
G - ZombieT - Fire
H - PiranhaU - Swarm
I - SharkV - Sea
J - SpiderW - Franken
K - HyperX - Snake
L - AlliY - Undersea
M - BigZ - Anaconda

Now for the first word suffix. Take the last letter of your first name and combine it with the above.

A - SharkN - Gator
B - CrocO - Invader
C - PussP - Warrior
D - RaptorQ - Creature
E - SpiderR - Mountain
F - SaurusS - Man
G - PiranhaT - Twister
H - StormU - Apocalypse
I - SerpentV - Horror
J - FootW - Fish
K - BeastX - Thing
L - MonsterY - Curse
M - DileZ - 2: The Revenge

So there you have it! And please, feel free to share your results in the comments space below! And don't forget - for extra fun you can always combine your name with that of another person to create your own ''Versus'' movie!


And what of my fellow League members?

See more at Cool and Collected. And if you're not sure what the League is, here's originator and coordinator Brian to explain it all.


  1. Syfy presents... Super Gator!!!! (Is that enough exclamation points?)

    Great post! :)

    1. Thanks - glad you enjoyed it. And I wouldn't be surprised if SuperGator already existed!

  2. Mine ended up being Spider Spider. FAIL.

    I did laugh at this post, though. :D

    1. Ah, but you see, it's a spider, right, but it's got the powers and mind of... a spider.

  3. SwampMan-Saurus? or BloodCroc

    Either way, I'd watch

    1. Haha! I would, too! Those are great.

      BTW, mine would be HyperGator. And if Mrs TF was involved (unlikely, as she always rolls her eyes when I say there's a SyFy Original Movie on...) and I use her name, we could have HyperGator Vs MegaShark, which would totally rule!

  4. This is so awesome. Piranha Mountain was mine. Great post!

    1. Thanks! Glad you liked it. And yeah, Piranha Mountain would be great!

    2. Piranha Mountain is the best title for a cheesy Sci Fi movie ever!!

    3. Hehe! Yeah, it would be pretty awesome. Piranha Curse is also kind of awesome.

  5. CrocoMountain....??
    Is it a Mountain with crocodile powers? A mountain sized croc? Or just a mountain infested with crocodiles?

    1. A mountain of crocodiles would be pretty awesome, although I'd watch all three.


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