WTW? Chewbacca Costume

$400 price tag? Wookie Pouches? ''Aren't You a Little Short for a... Oh Wait..."' Gag Opportunities?

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Yes, fans of everybody's favourite anthropomorphised family dog who've always longed to shoot a space crossbow* and growl at tiny robots can now rejoice, thanks to this Supreme Edition Chewbacca Episode III costume, as seen at Big Bad Toy Store.

And before you ask, it's the Episode III Chewie from when he was younger and - you know - shorter. So there.

* Space Crossbow Not Included

WTW? ''Sassy'' Cobra Outfits

Garter belts! Cobra Logos! Models in too much make-up!

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WTW? Life-Size Stormtrooper Halloween Costume

Armour made from toilets! Communications malfunctions! Fat men in costumes! 

What the What?

If you've ever fancied joining the Imperial infantry but found yourself too short or a few million years too late, then this could be the answer to all your prayers!

Retailing at a mere $1039.99, this Stormtrooper costume from Big Bad Toy Store features a jumpsuit and molded armour (including a codpiece) and is available in sizes up to XL. Which is just as well, if you think about it.

WTW? Barbie Loves Elvis Doll

Gold outfits? G-Cup Boobs? DA Haircuts?

What the What?

Like some hideous Twinkie-burger hybridisation, this Barbie Loves Elvis doll from Mattel celebrates all things American in its own unique manner. Fans of Elvis and/or Barbie will no doubt be enraptured with this toy. For the full effect though, we recommend partnering it with this previous What the What? entry.

WTW? 1/6th Scale Toilet & Dollar Bill Set

Indoor plumbing! Cash! Dubious Stains! 

What the What?

If you feel your life is incomplete because you've never owned a grimy, 1/6th-scale toilet surrounded by cash, then today is your lucky day. From Loading Toys - via Big Bad Toy Store - comes this toilet and $100 bill-combo set, so now you can recreate all your favourite bathroom-related monetary-transactions. 

Yeah...

WTW? VIDEO VIEW MASHUP: Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

Country music! Fake milk! Hayseed Accents! Plastic teats! 

What the What?

Welcome to the wonderful world of Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow.

I could imagine Milky providing literally minutes of fun. And even then only for kids who had no other toys.  I particularly like the way they try to make the toy even more action-oriented by including a WORKING COWBELL. I'm amazed anybody got anything done in the 70s, as I thought everybody would be at home making fake milk with their plastic cows...

Were Milky to produce, you know, actual milk you could drink (or at least some kind of Kool-Aid quasi-soda) I could understand it. But no, you pop some ''milk tablets'' into the cow (probably where you'd imagine, given the nature of the toy) she ''drinks'' water and you get some cloudy water. After squeezing its disturbing-looking teats.

The 70s were a different country, my friends.

WTW? Vanilla Ice Resin Statue

Rappers! Posing Pouches! Queen Samples! Tailcoats!

What The What?

Boy! Things have certainly gone down-hill since Ice, Ice Baby!

I kid, of course. No, this is the other Vanilla Ice, from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. If you're a fan, you'll be pleased to hear he's being immortalised in resin. Should you wish to have him in your home to treasure and keep forever - and you've a spare $75 - then head over to Big Bad Toy Store to get your Pre-Order in now.

WTW? Borgias Replica Weapons Pre-Order on BBTS

Murder! Intrigue! Sex! Popes! Replica Weapons?

What The What?

Big Bad Toy Store is now taking Pre-Orders on a series of replica weapons based upon the props from the forthcoming Showtime Original Series, The Borgias. As well as Cesare's dagger (pictured) there are also 47'' replica swords starting at $129.99, the ideal gift for anybody wishing to reenact the dynasty's downfall...