RECIPE:
One Milton Bradley board game
One cup of Generic Action Movie
One cup of Generational Conflict
(Add Disapproved Romantic Sub-plot to taste)
METHOD:
Mix ingredients together until you have a Michael Bay-esque bowl of crap
Bake in the theatre for 90 minutes, smothered with Unnecessary Alien Invasion Plot Sauce.
I just found out that Peter Berg is directing this? How is that possible? I actually like his movies. Kudos for having that quick scene that looks like you're looking down at the game board, and actually putting in alien weapons that look like the little plastic game pegs too....ugh.
ReplyDeleteI like the heavy handed ''oh no, our Radar is out! How can we possibly engage the enemy now!'' scene...
ReplyDeleteHmm.
ugh
ReplyDeleteHow on earth could anyone actually believe that Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard are brothers.
Because invading space aliens is perfectly reasonable... :)
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