NEWS: HitFix Reviews Battleship

I doubt anybody was expecting high art from this year's aliens Vs military shooty pew-pew blockbuster Battleship but by the sound of Drew McWeeny's review of the movie at HitFix even those checking their brains at the door may still be in for a shock. And worst of all, nobody even utters that line.

Here's hoping Hasbro's other toy-themed movie release, GI Joe: Retaliation, fares a little better.

HitFix - Review: Ridiculous and giddy, 'Battleship' is way more miss than hit

VIDEO VIEW: Battleship Trailer 2

Here's the latest trailer for the upcoming Battleship.

Battleship is set for a May 2012 release.

NEWS: Toy Fair 2012 - Kre-O Gallery

Fans of the Autobots and their ongoing battle with the Decepticons will be pleased to learn that the war wages on - in Kre-O form - with the announcement of a number of new Kre-O Transformers play sets, a number of which were showcased in yesterday's Hasbro presentation at the New York Toy Fair.

But that's not it on the construction-brick front: Hasbro has also announced that the next toy to get the Kre-O treatment will be the movie tie-in franchise, Battleship.

Click through to see images of both.

NEWS: Battleship Kre-O - First Look

Fresh from the New York Toy Fair, here's our first look at the Battleship Kre-O toys.

''Toy demonstrator Michael Tuma plays with the "Deluxe Battleship Movie Edition" game, behind the "Kre-O Battleship U.S.S. Missouri building set," in the display room of Hasbro's "Battleship" movie toy lines at the company's American International Toy Fair showroom in New York, February 10, 2012. HASBRO/Ray Stubblebine via Insider Images"

Source: The ToyArk.

NEWS: Battleship Poster & Gallery

Battleship seems to be Hasbro's Next Big Thing. Already a fun board game, the property is also coming to a theatre near you (this April) along with a full-on assault at your local toy store in the form of Battleship Kre-Os.

VIDEO VIEW: Battleship Super Bowl Trailer

Here's the Super Bowl-aired trailer for Transformers 4: Battle Of The Super Soakers.

NEWS: Battleship Trailer

RECIPE:

One Milton Bradley board game

One cup of Generic Action Movie

One cup of Generational Conflict

(Add Disapproved Romantic Sub-plot to taste)

METHOD:

Mix ingredients together until you have a Michael Bay-esque bowl of crap

Bake in the theatre for 90 minutes, smothered with Unnecessary Alien Invasion Plot Sauce.

Enjoy.